Reasons why you picked the wrong woman
- you were the first boy i kissed
- i’v been around for the last two and a half years, after you dumped me
- i never talked shit about you before of after you lost all that weight
- i would always come and see you
- i was always the one to drive you and your mates out, as well as pick you lot up and take your dunken ars’ home
- i always shrugged off your mates when they’d act stupid
- i put up with your crazy fads
- i was there good, the good, the bad and the UGLY
- i was patient when it didnt work ;)
AND WHOS THIS NEW CHICK?? ENJOY LIFE
